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[SLASHDOTQUOTES] Apple Watch Madness

2015-05-23

Posted by insurgencymodscum2 at Saturday, May 23, 2015 Labels: ,
Tattoos Found To Interfere With Apple Watch Sensors
http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=7344831&cid=49585431

the $10,000 version has MORE problems. (Score:5, Funny)
by nimbius (983462) on Thursday April 30, 2015 @10:30AM (#49585431) Homepage

Im sure fellow readers are concerned about the $10,000 version of the apple watch, and as an early adopter I am truly livid. If the watch comes into contact with my tattoo of the spirit of extacy riding a diamond into tattooine astride a golden dove the sensors stop working entirely. The watch is also difficult to locate as im sure most people have undoubtedly found out. I had to search all five bedrooms on the yacht just to find the darn thing! Also the watch has difficulty determining if or when I am wearing the rare jade oriental pendant of everlasting immortality, and just last weekend I had to buy a new one after I bumped into the caviar chafing dish and spilled lemon rochette truffle remoulade on the band.

Its not that apple doesnt make an excellent product, they truly do! But I for one am getting tired of having to take the same bently to the same helicopter every other week to send my manservant into the apple "store" as the common people call it to have it replaced. A man can only tolerate so much car champagne before the aftertaste of the lox comingling with the alsace vintage becomes too much to bear.

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